The Medicine Man

Dr. Hand, the medicine man
Pokes and prods with needles and wands
Makes poisons stinky and strong
Empties your wallet with practiced ease

Especially the ladies – so gullible and sweet
He loves them all – so happy to meet
Puts his spell on them – teases, pokes, and prods
Their purses so fine – opened one by one

To Dr. Hand the medicine man

–LE – 4/4/26

PS: This applies to all snake oil salesmen and pharmaceutical ads…